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想學英文又不想學死英文的人可以看看,

學習中有莞爾也是種享受…..

Martin Lin

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兩個女人在天堂聊天 /

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
女一：         嗨，我是汪達

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
女二：         嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢

1st woman: I froze to death
                     我凍死的

2nd woman: How horrible!
 好可怕

1st woman:  It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

                       I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a

                       peaceful death. How about you?
 也沒這樣糟！在冷的發抖之後，我感到溫暖與沉

                   睡，最後就平靜的死了

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that

                       my husband was cheating, so I came home early

                       to catch him in the act.
 But instead, I found him all by himself in the den

                       watching TV
 我是因為心臟病死的，我懷疑我先生欺騙，所以我

                   提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視

1st woman:  So, what happened?
 喔，那發生什麼事呢

2nd woman:  I was so sure there was another woman there

                       somewhere that I started running all over the

                       house looking.
 我很確信一定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子

                   去找

  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down

                       into  the basement. Then I went through every

                       closet and checked under all the beds.
 我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥

                   櫃，並查每一個床下

 I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and

                      finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled

                      over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟

                  病死了

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both

                      still be alive.
太可惜了，妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著